It’s kinda neat in theory, but realistically this is too high a price on a car with too limited of demand to be worth this pricetag in this condition.

“That seller had to have accidentally double-typed the two, right? ... right?”

White whole wheat flour also works really well to replace AP flour in cookies, cakes, and brownies. Since it’s a whole grain, it is nigh-impossible to overwork because the bran will cut long gluten strands down (it’s why whole wheat bread is never that chewy). And white whole wheat, while more expensive, doesn’t have…

The McUpdate has the wrong McYear, Dennis.

Rat bones would be smaller, why would anyone actually believe this?

I did this once, the problem is you get a ball of dust out of it, not delicious chocolate. Maybe smaller spoonfuls might work, but at what point do you cut your losses and just stir it into some milk?

Seems fun, as long as everyone’s having a good time this could be a laff, I’ll check it out when it comes to Twitch. And of course I will continue to Live Mas, despite having not gone to Taco Bell since the pandemic started.

The only thing missing from this massive pile of nonsense is some form of crypto.

Good thing that dealerships don’t have to show customers the back of the thing or it’s all over.

I fully expect state troopers to find frozen primate corpses.

“no brakes!”

Hey, three visits a year to the state prison counts as raising your kids.

If only the plane had landed on his stupid head.

I was late to the chicken sandwich party, so I tried a bunch of them in the last 6 months, all by drive-thru or in-store pick-up and eaten immediately, no delivery wait. The KFC sandwich was ok in that it had the flavor of the 11 herbs and spices, but it was dry and the coating rubbery, left me hankering for the real…

I had a hankering for Popeyes on New Years Eve, not the sandwich - excellent though it turns out to be - but a 2-piece combo or something, and didn’t want to wait in their slow-as-mud drive-thru. I smugly pulled in their other driveway, parked, jumped out and dashed to the lobby only to find it closed with a…

“You dumb bastard. It’s not a schooner, it’s a sailboat!”

In 9th grade junior high (this was before the LAUSD moved to the “middle school” nomenclature that sent 9th graders to high school), our choice for electives for first semester was wood shop or cooking; second semester was metal shop or sewing. As the shop teacher was - and I am not kidding about this - missing a…

Dang it, Dennis, I haven’t set foot in an Arby’s in 3 years and I wasn’t about to start now, but you may have sold me on that chicken one. Spicy and brisket don’t make sense to me at all as a pairing, so chicken was a must.

Seems like the encouragement ones should be after the romantic festivities. Spent, you and your partner can exchange high-five and way 2 go hearts.