There are few headlines that will send me to the ND button faster than the one on this article. Enjoy your money pit, future chump buyer.

Seller does everything in his power to suggest he’s a massive dipwad who has driven this thing hard and pushed it well beyond its abilities and taken care of none of that in place of stupid wheels and tires. Sometimes a book can be judged by its cover. Then, on top of that it’s a dime-a-dozen car when you’ve gone to…

First off, ND for the seller’s awful choices. Especially saying the heater is hot, NO SHIT DIPWAD. But thanks for putting useless, ugly wheels and rock hard trash tires on the car so someone else gets to deal with scraping that ugly crap off this “beast”.

Aww Allison, I missed this article on Friday and now I’m sad. You’ve been among my favorite writers and recipe-creators on this site, and I’m going to miss seeing you here so dang much. May you find great success in your future endeavors, even if they are actual food porn.

Funny, I was thinking that now it looks sleepy and cheap. So it’s fairly accurate.

I read that too fast and saw:

“Enos, you dipstick!”

And yet the international versions cost that and don’t suck. Same product, just different manufacturer. Hersheys makes junk candy even by US standards.

THIS IS NOT AN EXAGGERATED IMAGE, THIS IS A REGULAR ORDER OF PASTRAMI FRIES

If you find yourself near Magic Mountain in Santa Clarita, CA, Jimmy Deans (no relation to the comedian/sausage-slinger) is a fantastic local burger joint whose quality is impressive despite humble looks. The one at The Old Road and Rye Canyon Road’s northeast corner is ever so slightly better than the one on Lyon’s…

In the San Gabriel Valley part of SoCal, a small chain of pastrami slingers called The Hat has been around forever. Everything there tastes great, pastrami’s lean but really hits the spot and they give you mountains of it. The pastrami fries however are downright frightening volumes of food, they give you one of those…

In the SoCal area, mostly concentrated in Orange County, Farmer Boys makes some outstanding quality food. Their burgers astonishingly tastes like beef unlike 99% of burger chains out there, my first burger there was a revelation of flavor. They also have really huge, high quality salads, monstrous onion rings, and…

So this could have been solved with a modestly-priced Abus lock? Great job, train cargo brands, you nickel-and-dimed yourself right into a big insurance payout and rate increase with that sort of cheapskate corporate culture. Of course, as you are a corporate entity, you get to fail upwards by passing those costs…

Ok but the Kit Kat Duos mint I tried was very cheap-tasting. 

That first link to the law specifically rebuts your point.

You are not wrong, that does sound great. Unfortunately, I’ve lost my ability to trust American Kit Kat bars not to be sickly sweet and cheap-tasting. Perhaps I will give this a try when I see it and likely then bemoan its failure, hoping that it’s finally not quite as bad as it’s been the last 25 years.

French is a dumb dressing, it can be red due to ketchup OR paprika. It’s been a random mess since long before I was born, but that was the ‘70s when French finally had its day. Thankfully now it’s having its night, go to bed you dumb dressing.

ND for that ad alone. 12 days unsold and it should go another ten times as many. It’s not the car, it’s the seller.

Owen Bellwood: Licence to Spell

My aunt lives in San Fran, they don’t have screens on their windows there either, not even in the big old office building she works at. Yet they don’t get a bug problem in the summer the way we do here in Los Angeles. I had no idea it wasn’t universal.