I hate that I like it.

You mean the Rally Fighter appearing in Transformers: Age of Extinction and The F8 of the Furious didn’t send orders through the roof? Color me shocked.

https://www.fda.gov/regulatory-information/search-fda-guidance-documents/cpg-sec-510300-unfermented-beverages-use-word-champagne

American business is wise to not have faith in its consumers to understand things like “heavier = worse”, it’s the same nation that failed to understand that the 1/3rd-pound burger weighs more than the 1/4-pounder because the American public thought “three is less than four so 1/3 is smaller than 1/4” and that was 40…

I used to have no gross pans, then I let my teenage niece take something off my brand new, heavy-duty nonstick pan out of my eyesight, only to hear her gouge a metal fork into the pan.

Yeah, that was astonishing, I hope that includes the damned “spicy” ranch dressing because otherwise that’s crackers.

Mmm, uncooked cranberries...

Illegal but absolutely understandable.

Yeah, I’ve said that before and ended up with a dead car and a magical dearth of people interested in buying said car’s parts. 

It’s really weird that protections were granted to Roquefort cheese but not Gruyere. The argument that the US FDA regulates Gruyere without a specification on region should never have held water when Roquefort’s FDA regulation enjoys exactly the same lack of specificity yet it was granted protection of region. From…

Sorry to hear you got ‘vid, Allison, no fun that. What sticker did you get though during your vaccination? I want a sticker! My first 2 vaccinations didn’t even get bandaids, only my third and that was a boring regular one.

Impossibly cheap Mercedes still listed 4 days later, who would have guessed. I appreciate the seller’s thrift in not wasting Craigslist’s bandwidth with photos or additional details, it’s your problem to roll the dice here, not theirs.

Is this not the only true solution for the problem? “Here’s some high beams, jackass!”

Don’t be silly, ocean-going vessels run on cash.

He wasn’t paid double, the “check” on top of the pennies was his paystub, not a paycheck, that was misreported.

I found that confusing as well so I read more, it was his pay stub, not his paycheck.

Sadly, not all Coinstar machines offer that service anymore.

Wrong plate, that’s the new Ohio “Birthplace of Aviation” plate that had the plane going the wrong way (the Wright flyer is a pusher configuration with the elevators at the front):

Leave the steering yoke to Knight Rider, even Hasselhoff said it was really hard to learn to drive on (they made him do quite a bit of the basic stunt driving throughout the series). It’s a terrible idea that doesn’t befit the use of the automobile.

The sponsor names remind me of the ‘84 Transformers race car sponsors...