I am aware, my niece is a fan of that nightmare. But I don’t mean gross lasagna and sad chicken parm plus pasta for way too much; I mean 3 types of noodles, 3 types of sauces like the small bowls from the lunch menu.

I’m fine with this, just keep offering unlimited breadsticks and salad, that’s your strength. Unlimited basic pasta was fine and a fantastic lunch deal if you were a fan of carbs, but it never was the draw.

Chevron Cars, we hardly knew ye...

Love this article and thanks for the 12 months of great articles leading to it, but

Ha nope, high price for a car buried in lies lies lies (yeah) all over it. It’s been listed for 20 days and hopefully will be listed for 20 years longer as buyers wisely steer clear of this particular sample.

Why did they put “the best” in quotes? Did they grow self-deprecation by the end of the job?

“Kill-hoe” doesn’t have the same ring to it.

All they’d have to do is call it a “commemorative” NFT remembering the event and boom, money sonny!

Santa doesn’t want cold breadsticks, heathens! Fresh from the oven or it’s coal and Krampi for you!

GMC including an image of an abandoned, rusted-out Jimmy is very forward-thinking of them.

I assume because it’s faster and cheaper. Everything comes back to the bottom line.

Whaaaaat?!

It never occurred to me to keep blocks of roux, if only my freezer weren’t so danged small and stuffed right now...

Tom and Jerry is the frothy holiday drink that’s lighter than eggnog

Either they were out of fresh eggs and should have told you before letting you place the order; or the line cook mistook your McMuffin for a McGriddle or a Biscuit sandwich, as both of those come with the yucky processed scrambled egg thing.

The way they stare into the camera is horrifying. Stop it! Look at your pointy sharp things, not my soul!

(ask me how I know)

There is one proviso that should be mentioned:

Do you want nasty salt pockets in your cookies? Because that’s how you get nasty salt pockets in your cookies!

Breaded wings are dumb, you want fried skin, not breading, on wings. I love fried chicken but the wing doesn’t have enough meat underneath to balance out. McDonalds tried selling breaded wings years ago, they went down in flames.