I’ve seen that video before, and while we never got to try the handwich here in California’s parks, the handwich cone appears very similar to the Cozy Cone version except with a lighter and thinner bread for the cone.

Seconded on the Peri Peri sauce, I’ve been buying backups in case TJ’s stops carrying it, it’s amazing. Just watch out, it’s thinner than sriracha and can flow fast.

The irony is that the comments are like 65% of why there’s any engagement at all.

Bah, Disney California Adventure’s had food in cones for years, pretzel cones full of chili or bacon mac & cheese. They’re not at all easy to eat out of. Ice cream barely works in a cone and that’s taken 90 years to get right, what makes you think slapping a bunch of stuff that’s way more clunky to get feedbagged into…

Hmm, a celebration of a united workforce sticking it to their cruel boss by doing the only thing they had within their power. I wonder what sort of thing could have made it possible for them to have more power, some level of equalizing footing so they had more power and wouldn’t have to lose their jobs. Some sort of…

Cars with these features should not be allowed on the roads with the rest of society, or at the very least with massive insurance premiums and stone cold requirements for said insurance. My god, this is so incredibly irresponsible.

As Kinja has fully crapped itself, I can’t even give you a star so I will just say that after being hit this many times, the city should pay to sink those bollards in front of the joint. 

Now calculate how much it cost to insure all those rattletraps long enough to qualify. 

Sure it’s rotting before our very eyes but it’s rare, and that’s all that matters so pony up, chumps!

The last 2 years have been COVID Thanksgiving with just me and my gal, what I’ve learned is that “timing is everything” with a caveat:

Laminated doughs need chilled butter, even cookies.

Any “hack” that’s just “I am paying your store to put extra glop on my food” is fine. You pay them to put more stuff on it, the stuff is all on their line and takes little extra time to achieve. The management will even ask you if you want to “hack” your food by making it supreme, aka add sour cream and tomatoes for…

I kinda facepalmed at some of these, and then I got to “they will grill any burrito if you ask” and realized I’ve been a fool for so many years.

What the hell is this “have it our way or screw off?” business? Customizing it your way is the only reason to go to Subway, ever. I want olives, oil and vinegar on that sub dog, what are you gonna do about it when we get to that part of the line, refuse to take my money after you’ve put all that stuff on the dog and…

So don’t use the app on the 15th or 21st, got it. 

Look at what’s in that thing. That is not a charcuterie, that is a Hungry Man Lunchables.

Nothing like an all-night poker sesh watching almost nothing happen. The sea is fascinating but it’s no super bowl when you’re just sitting back in a chair.

The more I read about your experience with this Firebird, the more I am kinda sour on your husband. He didn’t consider that he was telling someone you were home alone, he didn’t arrange for someone you both knew to act as an intermediary and drive it to you from a safe location, he didn’t even arrange for a tow truck…

Why was this only driven 4k miles a year? Because it’s such a dream? Because the doors are too long to open in any parking space? Because it’s a boring nothing of a GM car that killed a 50-year-old marquee?

In America after World War II, we started to call pizza “pie” to make it feel safer to scared eaters. Hence, bars that offer pizza have pies and are the greatest graph choice of all.