They are stupid and I’m glad they got caught. But here’s the thing about the San Fernando Valley, some parts of it are stupidly full of traffic while others are surprisingly sleepy. Had this dingus tried this stunt on the 118 up in Porter Ranch, or even further west in Agoura Hills, they never in a million years would…

I was promised a chart, and I demand a chart, one really dumb and colorful and with easy to understand graphics, even if that means the variation spread between extremes is ultimately misleading! I don’t care that this person put in a lot of effort and has shown all their work and even included multiple tests...

Congrats on doing some of this yourself and learning about the basics, I grew up in a family of car people and broke car people most of the time, so I learned this stuff the hard way, but I suspect my gal would be just as confounded in this situation as were you.

Shoo, away with you!

How long did it take you to find the ugliest lead photo possible that fit this article? Because brava.

I recommend their BBQ sauce for dipping, but no matter what, hope it works out well for you.

Chicken tenders require *more* processing than the nugget? I am incredulous at that claim, most tenders I’ve had are much more chickeny than the highly-processed nugget, with muscle grain and toothsomeness and so forth.

And almost as importantly, how would one even eat that? There’s nearly as much going outside as in.

UPDATE: later that day I walked to BK and indeed enjoyed a 37-cent Whopper, as well as a $1 value fries and a $1 value soda in a crisp sunny afternoon at the outside seating of my local Burger King. Said girlfriend didn’t want fries or even ice cream, so I walked home with nothing, content in the sub-$3 meal I had…

And that $3k is what pushed Jack in the Box over the edge to finally buy out semi-competitor Del Taco this morning.

Well, there are no A&W Restaurants here in LA anymore, the one at the edge of Santa Monica got turned into a gym ages ago, so unless I find myself incredibly hungry for A&W twice on the way to Vegas (there’s one in Baker and one in Yermo, which is baffling as they’re only 40 miles apart from each other), I guess I…

People are the friggin’ worst.

First-gen Mazda RX-7, especially if there are three of you wanting to go somewhere, because the damn thing only has two seats so someone’s riding on the package shelf. 

More like “NOFTA”

That was an awfully long time for that truck driver to not check his right mirror at all. Or to not notice the significant extra drag he just picked up on his rig. 

It’s set quite a ways back from where your hands would be, and all the view it’d be blocking is of the A-pillar’s goofy little window.

Yesterday my gal had minor surgery and her car needed fueling before the end of the weekend, so I offered to do said fueling and even suggested I could buy her some BK fries as a treat, hoping to use the 37-cent Whopper deal since you don’t even need the app to use their deals, just BK.com on your phone works fine and…

“Legally Pork” would be a good band name.

I’ve never actually had a cake stick to the walls. I actually have been gifted precut rounds for my cake pan in the past and do use them for cakes, they’re slightly too small but not small enough to say they’re for an 8" pan (it’s quite silly) but they do the trick for cakes. Not for breads though, and I have a…

Not nearly the same, just because there’s tile using red and white and a menu framed in the same colors doesn’t compare to using the same cutout and counter shape.