You should have crashed anyway, that would really have shown him.

so bereft of imagination

I’ve enjoyed nearly half a century of holidays in California and never once seen a single person buy, serve, eat, or even mention peppermint bark. In fact, the only time I’ve eaten it was on clearance 2 years ago, it was alright, I bought extra. Even those Ghiradeli squares on the site’s map when you mouse over are…

“Can” and “have the will to” are different things, unfortunately. 

Couldn’t even be bothered to install the steering wheel straight, can’t wait to find what else is just the bee’s knees on this homebrew nightmare.

This story was pretty much exactly what I expected. In California, our test requirements specifically state in the handbook that you must bring a licensed driver with you (to get you to the test) and the vehicle you bring to test in must be “safe to drive” and have valid registration. Why this chump didn’t just lie…

I disagree wholeheartedly, and that heart is enjoying dietary fiber and a lack of cholesterol thanks to more fake meat, not to mention filled with ethical and environmental improvements. 

Drinking and driving don’t mix, Bruce.

Holy grail!

Nice photos, thanks for getting these up as sadly I won’t be going this year. Before COVID, I loved going to the LA Auto Show to practice my camera work, the lighting there is indeed quite horrible. I believe that Subaru booth had the same premise and animated floor 2 years ago, we spent like 15 minutes enjoying that…

Earlier this year I gave brown butter a try, and I honestly don’t get it. A recipe I had been using made a big deal out of it and I had been ignoring those steps, so I decided to give it a shot — it didn’t seem to add anything to the cookies or brownies I was making except time. I spent quite a while over the stove…

Please do not call up the Butterball turkey hotline to harangue them about their turkeys being 8% saline. If you don’t want a saltwater-injecting that’s putting a big thumb on your scale, if you don’t want a turkey that’s 4x as artificially bloated as most consumer-offered turkeys that only use 2% saline, you don’t…

That is pre-cooked weight and includes bone, the bone weight can account for as much as 50% of the weight of a turkey (the larger the turkey, the higher meat to bone ratio, but you’d still be looking at around 33% of the pre-cooked weight being useless to that meal). The rule of thumb for 2 pounds per guest only…

This makes some sense, there’s a lot of crossover going on. I wonder if this would be good with a cheapo Little Caesar’s pizza, its roots are technically from Detroit and I surely wouldn’t mind sacrificing a $5 hot & ready pie. Of course, it’d require COVID to be over because until then I’m only cooking for myself and…

Perhaps they mean it’s heavy as in it weighs upon your soul. This image will not soon be forgotten, I may have to skip lunch from how unappetizing this appears:

Both of these things are sad KFC sandwiches, but if you’re buying that thing on the right, that thing on the left sure ain’t cutting it. Depending on your delivery rider to convey that point is unacceptable, you own a damned phone. Also, that thing on the left doesn’t even look like the same kind of breading as the…

The next owner has already been found, good luck my friend on finding the gremlin that will put you into limp mode regularly. 

“My ideas are so current that a significant portion of voters haven’t heard of either of these cars! Also, don’t ask why the American middle class was eroded to the point of needing cheap cars like the Yugo while opportunities like those my parents had became out of reach for the common man!”

Generally not, but just this weekend my buddy’s birthday bash started at - and I am not kidding here - Denny’s, where the sad burger I ordered somehow became too messy to eat with my hands about a third of the way through. (If you’re wondering why I ordered a lunch item and not a breakfast item, it’s not due to…

And yet all it elicited in me was eyerolls. Everything in this article. One hundred per cent, sir. I demand satisfaction on the field of honor.