Safety aside, from an enjoyment perspective, I don’t know why you would bring a 2-year-old child to a baseball game, it can’t possibly be fun for anyone involved. And if you can afford the lower deck, you can afford a sitter.

I appreciate that nuance is always the enemy in this conversation but:

Now if someone could please explain what the rest of the car was for?

Bears repeating.

Alex “Doughboy” Van Pelt took “serviceable and cheap” and made an 11-year NFL career as a backup QB and an ongoing (currently 13-year) NFL career as a quarterbacks coach, and likely has way fewer physical/mental problems as a result of riding the bench or standing on the sideline for the vast majority of that. He’s…

That kick damn near rectum.

Not being allowed to kick a butthole explains Conor McGregor’s success against strikers.

Mr. Skin cuts out all the good bits and sells them on his own site, and the rest gets sold off to VidAngel as wholesome entertainment.  That’s using all parts of the buffalo right there.  

Wow, that’s awful that people are trying to illegally watch games. To make sure you do not accidentally commit this crime, never go to footybite. That’s footybite.com, don’t go there, it’s an illegal site with illegal streams

Hey Matt...nice to have you doing some fun stuff for Jalop again. With all the cooking you do maybe you can guest blog for the Takeout as well.

“Side note: Yes, people are constantly messing with the brakes of these scooters. I regularly find cut cables, and on a few occasions, have started riding only to find out while in motion that the cables have been cut or removed entirely.”

I’m no fan of these scooter services nor many of the operators who are…

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

I sincerely hope this woman is ok. Now. With that out of the way, I cannot stop laughing hysterically and my bartender says I have no soul. I imagine the lady is in there thinking “this is it. I’m going out in a whirl of adrenaline and blood to the head. I should have stayed in the goddam desert.”

My favorite part about offroading and mudding is that just about any vehicle can have fun doing it. This poor little smart fortwo has been my Gambler 500 rig for two years running. It rocked yet again last weekend!

I would add that they should install a smooth hard surface of some sort over everything beyond 400 feet so that if you hit what used to be a home run, that ball is never going to stop rolling. Also institute a rule that you can run the bases multiple times for multiple runs, but if you’re on your second or later time…

Davos lived! Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!

Can’t tell you how many text messages I exchanged with friends seriously worrying about the health of a person I have never met and will likely never meet.

Alex

A few years ago at the California State Fair CalTrans brought their 18-wheeler driving simulator for all to try. Even in that artificial environment you realize the massiveness and challenges of driving one. I gained a new appreciation for big rig drivers.

always meme from the passenger seat