Not as much as you have inside your three day old underwear.  

our 24 Hours of Lemons Sunbird goes through a set of front bearings a day

The grenade scene is one of the best scenes in the MCU. It worked doubly because of the build up and with Jones and Tucci.

As good as this moment is, because of the recurring line, I would actually go with Steve throwing himself on the grenade. This scene shows his tenacity and willingness to fight the good fight - the grenade scene shows just how truly selfless he is. Plus you get the reactions from everyone around, including Tucci and…

The road marking thing has long been an exploit...

I have to admit, it’s pretty apt that baseball of all sports has such slow moving lines.

I’m twisted, so reenacting Speed with Keanu Reeves on an unexpected bus ride sounds like a good time.

Don’t these people know better than to get on a bus with Keanu Reeves? 

That’s a good reaction. I’ve done grosser things with worse alcohol

I worked at a liquor store and we got an allotment of Pappy Van Winkle (Pro tip: It’s overrated). The store manager had a bottle of the 20 year and was admiring it. It slipped out of his hands and broke on the counter top. The nature of the top made it pool other than about 2 ounces. We very carefully picked out the…

Another type of Apple for William Tell.

I used to be an instagramer like you,

Two things with this...seems like AB would be incentivized to attack Coors more so they give out tons of free beer and lose money. Also, in some states (like mine) it is illegal to give free beer. You can give samples but not full beers.

Vikings are usually more boat guys anyhow.

Jaguar: we don’t even want our cars. 

Mall Wheel Drive. 

Fail Rated.

Bills fans this morning are destroying property, calling Brown racial slurs and drunkenly getting into fistfights so, you know, you can just imagine how they’ll react when they hear about this.

As a Bills, fan, I’ll respond to this responsibly: Heavy drinking and shattering tables. Grant you, that’s how I respond to everything else, but consistency is a key part of The Process.

There are fewer better poster children for shitty automation than self-checkout. I have literally never, as in not one single time, successfully completed a checkout at a self-service station in a grocery store without having to call a human employee over. And it’s not because I’m an idiot. Or not entirely, anyway.…