Forget all of the comment negativity, this sounds awesome and I look forward to reading it.

I feel seen.

Shit I almost paid more for this same car (miles and everything) back in high school. NP all the way.

No worries. I knew what they meant because I had the same thought while watching the video. One of the few pieces of safety training I remember from working retail. Once I read your comment, I could see where your mind was going.

This is already my favorite Jalopnik series. My girlfriend actually asked why I had such a big grin on my face while watching the video. I’m pretty sure she thinks I’m even weirder after explaining it.

He meant you shouldn't cut packages toward yourself. If it slips you got a razorblade to the stomach.

Well I had to translate it. Well done there.

I made it into the collage! My girlfriend’s many pies paid off...

I know I'm a commenter in the gray commenting on a 2017 article, but I really need to complain about the ranking of 'No Cigar' by Millencolin as 11th. Criminally underrated here.

I voted NP because I think someone will buy it for that, not that I would buy it for that...

This looks awesome! I'm excited to hear about it. Hopefully some videos. I wish the site had some pics of the interior, that's where I worry the low price could reflect the most.

Damn, wouldn't want to drive this on a windy day. That looks like it would tip over with the one wheel in the front.

I saw a previous comment that said there was. And they stated the cream with decal delight was very nice.

Jalops would never stand behind an Automatic... Jk, though, I'm excited to hear more about this vehicle and it's adventures.

I know a lot of people don’t like Barb, but I did dammit. I think she’s probably right about Peter and Madison, especially with the veiled references “You didn’t see everything that happened”. I think mom’s right and the relationship is doomed.

Yeah, that’s what I’m hoping this movie is. Batman’s growing pains.

I don’t remember this pizza, but I do remember their “Big Foot” pizzas. I remember having one of those at my 10th birthday party.

Exactly. These would be more common, less exotic parts that he could source through shell companies very easily. I enjoy the DIY aesthetic that I’ve seen so far in this movie. In my head, that’s always how I pictured (The) Batman would logically start out. They devoted like 5 minutes to that in Batman Begins before he…

I know exactly how you feel. Whenever I see a newer Transit Connect I wish I had a reason to buy a van (for work or whatever) to justify daily driving it.

Ah, nevermind then. I reread several times before posting to make sure I didn’t miss something, didn’t even occur that it could be a type on the date.