Maybe if you quit joking around and sent them serious questions they might respond?

For $5,700, this needs to be your summer sled. Even during COVID times, I’m telling you, this thing is exactly what you need. I had one of these when I was living in St. Pete, and let me tell you something: I was still only marginally successful at attracting women.

Ah yes the F150, for the man who thinks this is a dress shirt.

Towards the chum, not the thumb. 

Thank You.

Oh, yeah, that makes more sense. My bad. I’m so used to people being shitty on the internet I assumed the worst : /

I flinched at that, too.

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Always cut AWAY from your body, Torch!

After an exhaustive search for all of 3 minutes, I have found a picture of “Bob”

That guy has absolutely beautiful control! Damn, I envy that level of skill! I’ve done a fair amount of bombing on some pretty decent hills on boards and mainly blades, but nothing even close to that long. I had some pretty good crashes, including one that left me with 3 butts from a massive hematoma on the back of my…

Rewarding bad behavior with publicity only encourages it. Until we stop blasting this kind of shit all over the internet, we will NEVER get rid of vertical video and the fucktards that shoot it. 

Thanks for the shout out Torch!

How the fuck else are they supposed to get to the hidden tape?

If you count the four ground support arms then it DOES have eight limbs.

Add this video in! Surveillance footage of the actual crash. Looks like he hit some uneven surface (aka, an NYC street) at a completely inappropriate speed, and then that was it. 

Will it do a burnout? For science.

Let’s check the list here:

I am severely interested in this other vehicle that they offer:

Jason, this clearly states FOR ADULTS