A Magary is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he gets out of intensive care.

He was Drew the Gray. After his battle with (the Balrog? for all we know) we believed him gone forever, but he has returned as Drew the White to help us destroy Sauron.

Whoa. Drew’s “accident” and “hospitalization” were apparently just a cover story while he was in the Weapon X program. Bring on the berserker attacks!

Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

Cryptocurrency is going to go down in history as one of the biggest and most successful scams in history.

My money is still on “The Dude faked his death in India, and used stolen funds to make all of this happen”

I want to talk more about this general counsel who thinks it’s a good idea to begin an email with “We are anxious to settle this matter.”

“Mike Ogren” sounds like a rejected name from a Chris Farley skit about eating paint chips.

Is it possible they didn’t realize they were supposed to double loop and she legit thinks she ran a half marathon when she, in fact, did not?

Not that this vapid person needs my defense, but is it not possible that she just plainly fucked up and doesn’t realize it until now?

If they only ran one loop, they would have gotten their 6.4-mile split across then ran on to the finish line without doing the second loop.

Fun fact: “The Touching is, To Me, Off Limits,” was the original title of MC Hammer’s 1990 breakthrough single. 

Failing that, bag up the imprint and tell them it’s their lunch...

“So bye bye Let’s Remember Some Guys”

MacLean later clarified: “I can’t remember if I cried, when I read about his widowed bride, nothing touched me deep inside, the day Robert Traylor died.”

Though he does seem to really enjoy being in the red zone...

Until the issue can be resolved, Jon Gruden has agreed to continue to keep his team out of the end zone altogether. 

Star for Scruffy....

CALL A DR

I think Project Lockjaw sounds better.