It bugs the hell out of me when other people are on the road when I am. The nerve.

Good morning all.  Hope your day is good and trouble free. 

Don fucking Cherry needs to learn how to don fucking clothing.

As Nick has written before, turning a hobby you love into a money-making hustle can wind up ruining your relationship to the thing you once loved.

Imagine if we actually funded police departments correctly and didn’t allow a single cent of their funding to come from the fines they collect from this shit so that the incentive was public safety and not financial need (or greed for the ones who embezzle) for the cops?

Oh right that would require taxing rich people…

Another possible follow up for Jason Whitlock: “Only child? Broken home with no siblings to learn how to work things out? Yeah, of course Jesus of Nazareth was a loser who didn’t peak until he was 33 - and only had one good year.”

#objectiveanalysis

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A Point Break copy, you say? Preposterous!

This all came from a movie about a gang that was stealing DVD players from trucks to sell for a profit (also sort of a Point Break copy).

If they are going to have the extra week leading up to the Superbowl, my suggestions:

Now this is snow.

He will always be Carlos from HIMYM

Not gonna lie I absolutely read it in his growly Punisher voice.

Am I the only one that thinks the Jon Bernthal quote could almost be a Punisher quote?

I think it was that throw to Gronk down the sideline where he noted, “If the safety steps up, he’s going to Gronk one-on-one.” I immediately was staring at that safety, saw him step up, and I was like, “Here it comes.”

Ford/Honda/Toyota - “Uh, no.”

And now I have to rewatch The Ice Harvest...

Thanks for your EVE articles. I dont think I’ll be picking it up anytime soon but I have always enjoyed news about the game as dispatches from a parallel universe.

Now that is a wedding crasher.

he’s so fucking cool