burnerpixiefairylove
BurnerPixieFairyLove
burnerpixiefairylove

Man you really never know. I’m a stylist for Stitch Fix so I look at people’s stats and sizes all day long. I’m 5'2" 145 and a size 10, FYI. There are ladies 20# more than me at my height in a 6 and people my weight a foot taller in a 14. Who the hell knows, it’s mystifying. I don’t judge.

I’m also 6-8. The other day this old man asked me what size I was and I was like, “Uhhhh...” And before I could say I wasn’t telling him he was like, “You’re about a LARGE aren’t ya?” And I was just like “............”

So not only does the booklet cost $12.99 but it also contains recycled content. So Glamour wants to overcharge plus sized women for old information.

This cover also made me feel really good about myself, which pretty much never happens when I look at a magazine cover. They are gorgeous, they look amazing, and I have that body type too. That’s fucking amazing. More!

When I first saw this cover I was awed. You can’t look at them and think negatively unless you’re an asshole. Not only are these women gorgeous, but they’re hella sexy too. Sexy can come in any size.

“Try not to knock her up.” - SO MUCH this.

Raising children is inexplicitly hard. Imagine how hard it must be to have all these burdens AND have your children live with you full-time as a single parent. I’d love to read an article by your ex to hear about her trials as a single mother raising 3 children on one income, how she manages childcare issues, making

My ex owes 30k, and he’s supposed to provide health insurance and pay 50% of her medical expenses. He’s never done those last two.

Yup, raising kids is very expensive and very hard.

I’m probably being a huge asshole but I have trouble understanding how the non-custodial parents not paying child support are the victims here.

What'd I'd like to know is how the mothers of your children were keeping it together all this time.

My momager don’t like you and she likes everyone.

all of the above is so true but do you remember being 18? no one makes great choices at that age :( also, hasn’t he been creepily grooming her since she was like 14 and a babysitter for his kid back when he was still with his ex? just ew gross no thank you on that whole situation.

Jesus fucking Christ that's terrifying, she's like a horrible hemorrhaging Barbie doll.

As one comedian said, I forget who (Ritch Shydner, maybe), many years ago (paraphrasing): I like to hold them up as I walk through the store and shout “I got a woman! I got a woman!”

Seriously. I am in horrible pain for the duration on my period so like, if I NEED some goddamn tampons, either I am going to murder everyone I see in public and cry while doing it, or my goddamn loving partner will do it. OR ELSE.

Jesus, people, when will we learn about the tattoos? How many fucking times do people who have done this shit have to tell you what a bad idea this is and how much they regret it after?

I realize this comment relates to one of the least interesting parts of this dog-and-pony show, but:

and you don’t ask a man, can you buy tampons for me?

No, I really do want to know. Spill, please.