I’m oddly not terribly shocked this happened. His relationship with Angelina started while filming a movie AND while he was married to Jennifer Aniston. I don’t necessarily buy into “once a cheater always a cheater”, but I’m not going to pass out from shock if it happens again.

Exactly. When cheating occurs in a marriage (which is not what I am saying happened here) it’s rarely about looks.

You know what they say “somewhere there is a beautiful woman with a man saying he is tired of her shit..?” The current version is Jolie and she is gonna make him pay.

That’s not what cheating is about. Cheaters don’t go looking for someone hotter.

I think my principles would keep me from taking the money because I wouldn’t want my awful sis to think my loyalty is for sale.

Here’s the part that trips me up: It sounds like Mary has been wealthy for a while when the OP says stuff like this: “She paid my brother to let her come to his graduation and make a speech...She paid Anne to let her be a chaperone on her senior trip instead of mom...She pays my brother for information on what Anne…

My mom has told me every day since I can remember that “Life is not fair” and “The world fears you because you are black”. The first thing she taught me when I got my driver’s license was how to deal with the cops. “Take your hat off, tuck your chain in your shirt, say “Yes Sir” and “No Sir” and make no sudden…

Comment from my bestie on my outraged FB post this morning:

There was sticky rubber stuff and they did NOT stay up and I had a VERY bad walk to breakfast and I am STILL recovering emotionally, they were also a size too big which I told myself did not matter but guess what guys IT DOES

I love Christian. He annoyed me a li’l bit on his PR season with the nonstop catchphrases, but his talent was always undeniable and he’s grown up to be such an admirable young man :)

I want those shoes, even though I know I would fall down immediately and break something.

I demand a buddy comedy starring Jones and Siriano as roommates waiting out the zombie apocalypse.

🙌

Leslie Jones is the only reason I want to watch this movie. I’m still laughing over her and Petet Dinklage’s Naked and Afraid SNL segment.

Those thin metal stakes might work in really firm sand (for a little while), but you’d really want either big plastic ones like these:

Money. Money is the answer.

I love* how, like, there is a major public health problem located in Brazil and we’re still sending people from ALL OVER THE WORLD to that place this summer. Olympic Money > Global Health Crisis.

Congratulations to Savannah on the pregnancy and congratulations on being more courageous than anyone else at Comcast owned NBC by refusing to go there.

Just wait until the dead sister comes back with a completely new face and identity!

A skull dress and no one checked Hot Topic?