The hispanic world wants to know:

Personally, I was expecting something a little more offensive. I will give it a 4/10.

Not nearly as wonderful as 1984’s Peaches ‘N Cream Barbie:

And it’s not just that they published her address, but that they do NOT publish the address of other types of “criminals”. See for example the story about this robber. His address isn’t revealed:

I’m sure she tried to get an abortion earlier on & because the rules were so restrictive she couldn’t have. People logically wouldn’t put their lives in dangers & at a later stage if the abortion care was more accessbile. Poor woman, living in a place with backwards-ass politicians. :/

For a second I thought you might be me, but then I remembered I’ve never lived in D.C....

This was perfectly written. High five. And also, ah, what a guy, AMIRITE LADIES

So it is Christmas eve and I am sitting around the fire with my family. My parents’ house smells like mulled cider and is decorated in all its seasonal splendor. My phone rings and it is my on and off again ex-boyfriend! Things had ended badly with us and he wanted to reconcile! I was on could nine… Swoon!

I’m cringing for you.

The device is just to prevent rape. And I assume it can be used whether it's a stranger or someone you know. Especially since it's silent. Although the bigger issue is whether someone will be around you help you immediately.

I actually really love this pattern.

I used to “beat up” little boys. Who, much to my benefit, heeded their parents’ “Don’t hit girls” rule. My UFC year was second grade, so not much damage was inflicted. My reign of terror came to an ignoble end when I went to punch [redacted], tripped on my shoelaces and busted open my own chin

This is also on her list, I know I am not the only one thinking it....

Can we bring back Photoshop of Horrors for this picture of Oprah? Because her head is about to roll right off.

She also doesn’t seem to realize that NBC isn’t the government and the first ammendment has nothing to do with who gets cast on a TV show.

I am not watching it on principle. But, if some clips turn out to be really funny and go viral on the Internet, I may at least read articles about that.

Agreed. Don’t tune in to NBC to “ironically” watch it, or just to “hate watch” the “train wreck.” Don’t watch clips on Hulu or nbc.com on Sunday or Monday. Total radio silence on criticism. NBC wants viewers and Trump wants attention, let’s not feed the monsters.

Nobody watch it. Don’t give him ratings. Want to see the train wreck then bit torrent it.

Don’t pin all your hopes on one thing or you’ll wind yourself up more. Your sexual relationship can evolve over time. You won’t know each other well enough for the first few times to be more than an exploration of what you like. Don’t get hung up on it and all will be fine.