Let's preface this with saying that my only real exposure to the world of fashion is via Project Runway, so that's why all I hear in my head is Michael Kors giggling with Heidi Klum and saying something like, "It's just, no one wants their dick out. And it all looks like you just inverted a sweater dress and attached…

I react exactly the same way when I see a pizza on a screen.

I love that there's snow in that Magic Dog Land. It's like The Lion, The Witch, and the Macbook.

It's like some weird combination of "Mean Girls" and tense, bloody international politics.

I think sometimes abusive parents have a tendency to believe the lies they've told themselves about how wonderful their children's childhoods were. Particularly if their children turned out to be decent adults.

Reasons I cast tornadoes:

THE HELL I'M NOT

Ladies, I cannot stress enough how important a nice, tight casing is for your kielbasa. And if you aren't using the mustards I recommended, I will stop you and apply them myself.

Pretty inaccurate IMO... most people have their crotch eyes removed shortly after birth.

Ladies and gentleman, I give you the tale of Saint Basil Fuckoff, the patron saint of waiters and bartenders.

"To automatically to be lumped into that category of a gang... that hits a little close to home for us, because that isn't our intent at all," Strobl said.

The nude leotard is nude because Sia wanted to strip everything from the dancers and make them seem vulnerable, which reflects the feelings she had as a child. Maddie represents a young Sia, hence the wig - it's the same cut as Sia's hair. Shia is supposed to evoke her father who dealt with mulitple personality…

That's nothing. Fox News has been airing its 'End of the World' reel continuously since November 4th, 2008.

Petition for The Muse to only showcase Rihanna gifs.

Beyoncé is the Queen of Beysics every where. Beyoncé in no way twerks on water.

Rihanna is like the holy ghost and Bey is like god. To my understanding.

I rilly hope the mother is going to be the one to teach their daughter how to remove a tampon.

That crystal dress is still probably the best thing anyone has ever worn.