Thank you. Seriously. I have lurked on Jezebel for so so long that it’s not even funny (long enough to remember our friendly neighbourhood sloth dealer and la comtesse etc) and I was always afraid to comment because sometimes comments just get swept away in this rush of righteous anger of everyone piling on. I like…

And deny people the pleasure of watching me slowly implode in the comments?

Yeah, realising the wrongness now.

Yeah, this is what people are saying now, not sure why this one passed me by but for some reason I thought she was serious this time!

Ahh good point! I normally pick up on the ‘my husband Drake’, ‘my girlfriend T-Swift’ thing but for some reason I thought it was legitimate here. Maybe Clover can shed some light??

This is where I got that information originally for anyone wondering: http://jezebel.com/jon-stewart-an…

Hey Clover, do you mind me asking if you’re still dating him?

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