Actually in the comments of an earlier post about him getting the job, she commented they are currently making plans to move in together. Is this a confirmed joke? It sounded like she meant it.

I’d just like to applaud you for dating him at all, he makes me smile in a Takeiesque OOOOH MYYY! style fashion everytime I see his beautiful dimpled smile!

Worst place I ever got sick was camping in the Sierra Mountains with my family. After a week of camping, on our last night, I was struck with a really nasty stomach bug. We had spent the afternoon drinking margaritas, so when the first wave of nausea hit, I thought it was the tequila. But no. How I wish it had been…

I think I’ve got the creme de la creme. When I was 12, my family took a trip to Disneyworld. The first day there we did the usual rides, food, etc. (Tower of Terror is the shit!!!!). While waiting in line for The Great Movie Ride I started getting a little groin pain. At first I thought I just really needed to pee.…

what? No. There isn't some closed loop waste water to drinking water system. Drinking water systems pull from water bodies (preferably groundwater systems, but lakes, rivets, etc are all potential sources) and treat them in various ways (sometimes with chlorine, but not always!) to be potable water.

I'd like to share my freaky story about anesthesia.

Not me, but my cousin: She wanted to take romantic outdoor pictures underneath a tree. You can probably guess where this is going... we hear a "pitpitpitpit" and wonder "is it about to rain?" for all of two seconds before realizing that definitely was NOT rain. A whole flock of birds emptied their bowels on her…

Yup, sure did. I had a dress that I only had tried on once in the store before the big day. Two weeks before, went bra/spanx shopping with mom. We glance at slips. "Do you need a slip?" "I'unno." (I don't do dresses normally. I'm a web developer and pretty much rock the T-shirt/jeans developer look.)

So yes, I put this…

Is life really this grim? This joyless? Is private voting in a democracy an experiment destined to collapse upon itself like a dying star because human nature is bleak, dark and angry?

I love this show. It's not the best comedy I've ever seen but I think it's smart and laugh out loud funny and relatable to me as a 20-something non-skinny gal in a way no other show is.

"Sorcia, I'm in love with your best friend [a dude with a hilariously ridiculous name that I cannot post here]. We're moving to Virginia and I hope you'll be happy for us."

I was seeing one of my longtime best guy friends (whom I'd kissed a couple times over the course of our friendship, but had just started, like, being with in any more significant capacity). He told me that he loved me quickly. The whole thing was very intense. I'd been hearing rumors from mutual friends that he was…

it was basically this:

Stop lying to the womens.

Eva Mendes can take my sweatpants off my cold, dead body.

What I've started doing while I read these:

He posted a couple more terrible tweets at the end of his blog post, and those tweeters have similarly shut down their accounts after being given a raft of crap.

Eudora, you are PERFECT.