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Oh I have the best story about a wedding proposal...

Look,

I did not cry. I did, however, start to have one hell of a panic attack once it was time for me to walk down the aisle. As I started to wheeze and get dizzy, my father (who was walking me down the aisle) looked at me and just grinned.

Can we talk about the costumes?

I had to learn it for an anthropology class in college, it’s really not that hard-the numbers extend outward horizontally on a family tree, and the removed stuff is vertical. So like, your first cousins are the people you share grandparents with, second cousins you share great-grandparents with, etc. Your parent’s

“So: what totally frivolous item would you buy if you suddenly became filthy rich? “

Well I definitely want that shower now.

Mr. Fox tried sexting me from work one day, and I sent this gif telling him I was hungry for his

“I sat, and am forever at work here.”

What about 13 going on 30? Try to tell me you don't love that nonsense as much as I do and cry every time she crawls into bed with her mom. Lady-ish perfection.

Hey, wait, I LIKE Nathalie Portman!

“My pet dog Eva Braun”

“Baz Luhrmann’s musical remake of Blade Runner”

I agreed with you wholeheartedly, until you said this:

THAT GUY WAS THE WORST. He doesn't deserve her raisin balls :(

I’m still upset that she ended up choosing Tandy.