Oh I have the best story about a wedding proposal...
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Below me, on the ground, lies a slush of partially digested rehydrated noodles. They look like little wriggly white…
I did not cry. I did, however, start to have one hell of a panic attack once it was time for me to walk down the aisle. As I started to wheeze and get dizzy, my father (who was walking me down the aisle) looked at me and just grinned.
In the June issue of Entertainment Weekly, Melissa McCarthy calls sexism in Hollywood an “intense sickness” and…
Can we talk about the costumes?
Once upon a time not all that long ago, former Virginia delegate Joe Morrissey served six months in jail for…
I had to learn it for an anthropology class in college, it’s really not that hard-the numbers extend outward horizontally on a family tree, and the removed stuff is vertical. So like, your first cousins are the people you share grandparents with, second cousins you share great-grandparents with, etc. Your parent’s…
“So: what totally frivolous item would you buy if you suddenly became filthy rich? “
Well I definitely want that shower now.
“I sat, and am forever at work here.”
What about 13 going on 30? Try to tell me you don't love that nonsense as much as I do and cry every time she crawls into bed with her mom. Lady-ish perfection.
Hey, wait, I LIKE Nathalie Portman!
“My pet dog Eva Braun”
“Baz Luhrmann’s musical remake of Blade Runner”
I agreed with you wholeheartedly, until you said this:
THAT GUY WAS THE WORST. He doesn't deserve her raisin balls :(
I’m still upset that she ended up choosing Tandy.