Get a cat from somewhere.

No. He can never have children. Ever. In fact, as a result of this entire situation, Sofia Vegara now gets to castrate him and eat his testicles on a special episode of “Modern Family”

I think the number of people holding their nose and voting for Hillary will far outnumber those supporting her ecstatically.

It’s the same thing as going to the doctor, but you talk to the provider via videoconferencing. A nurse or nurse practitioner examines you, the doctor talks to you about the results, and the nurse gives you the pills. States have banned nurse practitioners from performing abortions, even though they’re perfectly…

They’re not being denied overtime. They’re just being paid time and a half instead of double. Boo hoo.

“Eat on Monday what everyone forgot they put in the fridge on Friday.”

What team would trade for Josh Hamilton, who isn’t healthy, doesn’t appear to be a very good baseball player anymore, and is still owed $83 million through 2017?

Several homeless people starved to death in the time in took me to read that post.

Throw your condoms in the trash people.

So, as a trans woman, unless I’m able to pass I don’t count? Is that it? Because you basically just called non-passing trans women icky and that’s incredibly shitty. You know it’s hard enough looking at my body and face every day and wondering if I will ever be able to pass or actually look attractive and feeling…

Springfield, Delco!

Well, it’s not like these Republicans practice a religion founded by someone who was once a child refugee in the desert or anything.

The “white spiders” line from “Last Fuckable Day” killed me. Simultaneous LOL and EWW.

I’M SUCH A NICE GUY WHY CAN’T YOU C*NTS JUST ACCEPT THAT

well this comment fucking sucks, is the thing.

So let me get this straight...

Great, you want to find them all homes and psychiatric care so they can take care of themselves. She wants to feed them NOW because they’re hungry NOW.

Jamie Layton’s story reminds me of a famous story I heard when I was working at a regional theater festival.