Man... she dislikes fat people so much, even her cigarettes are slim!

Cheryl Tiegs used to be a spokeswoman for Virginia Slims cigarettes so I think I'm gonna take a hard pass on her advice for what's healthy.

Feelin’ good on a Wednesday...ya ya ya.

IF THEY DONT HAVE ACCESS TO A HAT, TIARAS ARE AN ACCEPTABLE ALTERNATIVE.

nice what did you get

NO. That is one thing we don’t got.

Alright, fine. Now I see him as James Bond.

Stephen Fry delicately explaining the kiss cam reminded me too much of my 75 year old Baptist gym teacher trying to explain sex in health class.

“nonconsensual pornography, defined as the distribution of sexually graphic images of individuals without their consent.”

dropping sick beats like he drops sick customers

You seem like fun.

That’s really not going to happen. Everyone you grew up with is going to die, and you’re going to die (I assume this isn’t news to you). The reaction people in our culture have to the inevitability of death is what’s depressing.

I guess I’m just really evolved because I don’t see color...so.....Jennifer Lawrence’s skin is the same as any other woman. I’m as happy for her as i’d be for any other actress because I don’t see color. It’s actually racist of Spike Lee to point out that black actors and artists haven’t been nominated because it…

I had no idea YOU lived here.

Sidesidenote: I had no idea he was still alive

Jesus.

Couldn’t speak for Jez editors but I hate everyone except Tom Hiddleston.

Thank goodness humans don’t have to lick their babies clean like cats.

omg newborn babies are disgusting.