Tell us more about your experiences with the children!

This was ridiculously and unnecessarily long.  Had to skip 10-12 paragraphs to get to anything interesting.  

It's so hard, after reading those words, and they still have no meaning.

Thank you for writing this. I want to aspire to think like this. I hope to have that clarity. I am in the midst of another down swing where I want to believe these things about myself. But I don’t.

These jokes will never get old.

We should probably talk about how she sounds completely drunk.

I'm pretty sure that you are a sociopath

YIKES

The drink special at the Viper Room was called the Phoenix?! Who thought that was a good idea?

It's... Dinkering?

What's up with Topher Grace?

I had been sleeping with a friend/person who also works in my industry for a few weeks. It was fairly casual but seemed to be going well.