They’re probably just mad because Jeter’s one-night stands got better severance baskets than they did.

I can’t believe my hometown Isotopes have been dogged in two articles now. Their Mariachis threads are nice!

I can’t believe my hometown Isotopes have been dogged in two articles now. Their Mariachis threads are nice!

I love the term “lingerer” and love using it.

It’s like he makes music that he hopes will play during the opening credits of True Detective.

The best parts of his shitty band’s shitty music videos for their shitty songs is that the comments section is always disabled because he’s a thin-skinned baby.

So do I, but a bunch of articles popped up about it. Pretty much hits the nail on the head regarding your comment:

Did you see his recent IG post where he showed a picture of his favorite piece of campaign memorabilia? It was super pitiful.

I’ve asked before and I’ll ask again:

I’ve used TT the last several years since I have about as basic a tax situation as you have. It’s always worked, and always been free for both federal and state. BUT, this year they tried to pull some bullshit in which I had to pay for an upgraded version to access the form to report student loan interest. FUCK THAT!…

I have a Panasonic plasma that’s about 8 years old (watching NBA League Pass on it right now), and it still works and looks great! I’ll be a little sad when it finally craps out.

My mom’s really upset that we’re both going to hell but extremely pleased she can just waltz right in and sit down.

Well, looks like Obama’s economy has come to an end, and (shitty) economy beginning.

My mom would tell both me and my sister, “Don’t tell your brother/sister but you’re my favorite.”

My real name is Hank Toms

I love this movie more than I care to admit.

I love this movie more than I care to admit.

I’m not sure who I despise more - this sack of monkey shit or or the sack of monkey shit going by the name Scott Priutt. I also wonder if a complete sack of shit has any inkling it’s a sack of shit, or if it truly thinks it’s human.

TSA : national security :: McDonald’s : fine dining

You say “viciously beautiful”, I say “beautifully vicious”. 

Poor bastard...