This is really the weirdest thing to be outraged about.

If they do they’re probably smart enough to get a prenup.

I don’t know, Wasser probably enjoys divorce.

I don’t care. My man crush lives on.

What a bad ass.

Republicanism in a nutshell.

I upped my swearing ten fold and my hair has never been healthier.

It’s what happens when artists name their kids. Suddenly Colt Tech-9(with the number) Thompson doesn’t sound like such a bad name. Does it Gawker Media?

Resting ‘Berg face

Sorry beibs, god is more a slide man.

nice way to be cheap.

I don’t believe paying Republicans is morally right.

Twisting my words has really become the new I’ve been hacked.

Because they think it’s a soft spot for liberals. And in a lot of ways it is but this such a shit comparison it completely fails.

Is it possible to be banned from playing high school sports For-ev-er?

They hate regulations, especially ones on battery.

Well that depends greatly on one thing, legally anyway. Are they any good at football?

No. I wish he wasn’t an asshole but here we are.

Jesus was a bit of an asshole.

What exactly is the expectation of this pope? That the church would all of the sudden love the LGBTQ community and instead of proselytizing the catholic church would give out abortions and birth control?