Say isn’t this the guy who intimidates witnesses.

I will believe in both santa and jesus if that happens.

One plot should be them banding together to get the dead guy out from the center of the house before it starts to smell. The lesson at the end is that he was the lucky one.

Winnie the Pooh is lookin’ tough.

What if you don’t spend it and just let it sit there?

Didnt pray hard enough.

Googling that returns a picture that looks just like Mark Zuckerberg.

This is some The Onion level shit. 

I like how is neck doubles as his chin.  

umm that sarcasm is textbook antisemitism.

You dirty dog!

I hope she’s able to get back to one of her favorite hobbies: reading magazines.

That’s not true.  We spend a fuck load of time sending out thoughts and prayers. 

He looks like if Ted Cruz and the old Uber CEO had a child together.

Only thing better would be the bull anticipating it turning around while he was in the air and goring him on the way down.

I am all for rehabilitation but some people just need to be thrown away.

Currently living with the consequences of letting them sleep in our bed. We shan’t make that mistake with the second.

Everyone knows reducing dependencies makes decoupling easier.

BK’s was easily my favorite.

He watched Star Wars and thought, that Han Solo must be stopped!