If they were on equal footing they probably wouldn’t have a sugar daddy situation. Or maybe I just don’t know what a sugar daddy is besides gross candy.

I am torn really, she should give it back but how else is he going to learn not to spend that much on a ring?

Kalamata olives are actual Nazis.

I fucking hate parades but I would attend that one.

But he could help with the student debt crisis in a few simple words: “Don’t go, I didn’t and look where i am now. Just grab your bootstraps and wait for your very own billionaire puppeteer.”

I feel for anyone who has to work with the general public, they’re shit. It’s stunning people act like that when they’re adults but to do it to people who handle your food? just bizarre.

Is that what we call people who don’t think about what they say, ever now? Or just kanye.

... What’s the market value of a woman’s orgasm?

That heteronormative response just furthers the flux capacitor power dynamic. You should be ashamed.

She went from flight attendant to rich. That’s some hustle right there.

Same reason elopement is considered a crime. It’s a primitive shithole area.

YEAH! You reject peppers you are an abomination and should be smoted...or is it smited?

what’s next, a gay burrito marrying a horse?

“A quarrelsome wife is as annoying as constant dripping on a rainy day. Stopping her complaints is like trying to stop the wind or trying to hold something with greased hands.” - Proverbs 27:15-16

Oh religion, you nut.

This family is your fault America. You couldn’t have just pirated the sex tape and moved on like I did?

you know how many 40s that can buy?

Figures someone in a Hummer would do this.

Hey is that Muhammad?

thank you for this... have to bookmark it.