Man i need to watch Nightcrawler again.

Shut up tim, your beliefs are stupid.

anti-outing of the cheater? lol wat?

i love when my typos kinda sorta work.

He better narrate the commercial.

I demand more middle aged accountants riding the California cost at sunset.

i edited it because he’s not Australian and it otherwise made no sense. but yes it is so good.

I don’t even know what aussy football is but it sounds terrible.

hey, they’re just taking in the last few years where their sport is even remotely relevant.

Sil from species. No contest.

adultosaur is a god damn islamophobe.

Evocateur was awesome. Seeing a young(ish) Ron Paul lose his shit was hilarious.

Counter point: fuck you texas.

Religion adds these subtle nuances to morality that atheists like me just can’t understand.

I wish my wife would watch these shows instead of the endless HGTV ones she does now.

what, ray jay mugging into the camera doesn’t turn you on?

I thought i was going to be a none all my life but then i found this church.

I am neither and i agree. Fuck this guy and his shit beliefs.

still my favorite gif.

call me when you guys write away the need to believe in a supernatural deity.