Wearing any kind of id has a precedent I would not like to emulate.
Burnerette Peters
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When someone is expecting a baby, and trying to save for all the expenses that come with that, why on earth would you ask them to add $400 - $2200 to their monthly expenses (and that’s assuming that they only work 5 days a week)? And how do you figure that it’s only 1-2 months? That might be true for some moms, but…
My favorite response is to start rubbing the invader’s belly while staring deeply into their eyes. My friends just ask and I pretty much always say OK.
You know, you can just stand up while she’s looking at you without saying anything. That’s what I do. Even if she’s just got a belly, you did something nice for a stranger, so good on you. If she says ‘oh, I don’t need the seat,’ just say that you feel like stretching your legs, or that you’re about to leave.
I know whose mother shouldn’t have gotten pregnant...
This comment is dumb, therefore I must assume that you are dumb.
I don’t know, man. It’s been a couple of hours and you’ve only attracted four angry responses. Your troll powers aren’t very strong, apparently.
Pregnant woman should be fully justified to punch belly touchers square in the nose when they touch her belly. When asked why, simply say, If you didnt want my fist to touch your nose, then you shouldn’t have touched my belly.
There’s nothing funnier than someone who can’t have kids, that feels obligated to mansplain to those who can.
The best way to respond to this: make eye contact, lean forward and touch their belly the very same way. It gets your point across without having to say anything.
Hahahahaha. Do you live in NYC? Taking a cab is often slower and more inconvenient. I promise you many of the pregnant women you see on the subway can afford their kids just fine. It’s totally insane to suggest that pregnant women take cabs everywhere and I expect you’re about to have your ass handed to you by…
What are ‘alternative arrangements’? Taking a cab every day? That’s ridiculous, and money that could be spent towards the child. Besides the money, who wants to stand outside and fight for a cab when the subway is right there?
“....her helmet of hair even more Lego-like in person than on TV.”
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Hague tribunal? I’ll push the chair.
Are we going to start bombing Cambodia now?
Asked to comment, Mr Kissinger said “Mein Führer, I CAN WALK!”