Nursing caps. I had forgotten! So Florence Nightingale!

No disrespect to your mother, but you can absolutely be fabulous and still keep your house nice. Just remember to take care of your hands when you’re not cleaning and wear rubber gloves when you’re touching icky/corrosive things.

Kourtney’s outfit thing looks to me like one of those “sexy bikini” T-shirts you can get, and she’s taken scissors to the top half and wrapped it around and looped it back and shit.

Nursing caps. I had forgotten! So Florence Nightingale!

I didn’t think anything of it before, but when I see a medical professional with long nails, now, it skeeves, no question.

Nope. There are multiple appropriate ways to handle conflict, not a single “adult” way. Some people will never see eye to eye with one another, and no amount of talking it out is going to fix it. Trying to force the issue is frequently a recipe for more drama, not for reconciliation. So long as said disagreement is…

That seems like a decent length! 🌸

Ah, dontcha just loveeee armchair psychiatrists? ((gag))

Right? We get it, Katy - the new album is not standing on its own. We know. You need press, and this is handy. Taylor’s smart to stay the fuck out of.this at this point.

Good for you, these people are vampires. They’ll suck everything out of you.

Cutting someone out of your life is not “being an immature brat” or “holding a grudge forever.” No one is obligated to remain your friend.

Here’s the thing; my life is stressful enough. If a friend can’t give me space and understanding to deal with what I’m going through, without taking it personally, then I don’t want to invest more energy into it. My best friend and I have been friends since college. She knows that sometimes I need space and I don’t…

I know! It’s like watching someone play tennis against a wall (and a wall is fuckin’ relentless). Single flops> Follows up w/ a vague diss track> Gives a Corden interview contextualizing the feud behind the diss track> Gives another interview calling for the feud behind the diss track to end. GIRL. You might think the…

Her new album sucks and she is trying to stay in the gossip news?

Pixie cut here with very short, polished nails. I gotcha.

I picked my nose and had a brain hemmorhage :(

Leah Remini also has crazy long nails. I love her Scientology expose show, but sometimes while she’s talking her sparkly princess pink dagger claws are distracting.

She’s trying way too hard (and this is a woman known for trying too hard) and it’s uncomfortable to watch.

In my opinion he’s never had one. I don’t understand why people think he’s so attractive with that crazy weird nose and mouth.

When was Kevin Bacon’s Last Fuckable Day?