Yep; I’ve seen that here more times than I can count, and it’s always irked me a bit. It’s only in the last few years that I have been able to cultivate true friendships with women. I’m sure it’s just an utter coincidence that it started happening after I began facing and unraveling the multifarious traumas that were…

Was it Rudin? Or perhaps a certain Weinstein brother? Can you share stories without doxxing yourself?

If you are looking for another non-hourglass fat-fashion role model, do check out Beth Ditto. Her music and her style are always excellent, and she released her second fashion collection not too long ago...which I somehow can’t find a link for, but I am pretty sure I didn’t dream this! Can any Jezzies verify my sanity…

They are even worse without glasses. Please don’t ask me how I know.

Wait, what?! I don’t want to give it traffic, either, but is there, like, a song title I can Wikipedia (can I verb that?) or something? Cuz that *almost* seems too far, but then I remember that she’s the lady who swanned around in some fancy-dress quasi-geisha getup, and who also wore a bindi at some point and…

Don’t do it! We only just got over the reprise of a certain garment-photograph debate. Plus, I don’t want to be reminded of just how many filthy cretins there are amongst the commentariat!

I am so afraid to click. What if I find out that they ship to Canada? I could have my own personal Lost Weekend any day of the week!

Grappa DOES fix everything (says this pickled Siciliana)!

Blergh! So Kinja will not let me show you any of the more interesting Fluevogs. I tried. I will tell you that if you search “Fluevog heels” you will see a lovely pair of black patent Mary Janes with crenellated burgundy trim and a bow, and they have the more typical Fluevog heel flare and height going on. Also, there…

Honestly, Aldo brand has been really good to me. The pairs I’ve had have all been pretty damn comfy, and they lasted for years! I also scored some pretty great Kenneth Cole pumps many years ago, when I worked at an ‘off-price retailer’, but I heard that their quality control went to shit. Not sure if that’s still…

Oh, that is excellent. I doff my chapeau to you!

Harry Connick?

THAT’S JANINE TURNER?!

We had an older Portuguese couple around the corner who would do quite a brisk business with their basement wine (24% abv!) and their white liquor, though the real draw was the ginga. They would add cherries and cinnamon to a bucket full of the wine and the white liquor, and let it all get to know each other for a…

I agree with this whole list, but I am surprised that oyster sauce isn’t included. And what about truffle oil?! And black rice vinegar?!

Yeah, I don’t think any of these food hacks are better than bullion!

Yuuuup. My sister-in-law is training to eventually become a master sommelier (it takes a loooong time), and she says the same. A few years back, we all went out to Prince Edward County* (sorta like a Canadian Napa/Sonoma) for a fantastic weekend of wine-tasting (and cider, and cheese, and and and...), and she ended up…

What? Boone’s is malt liquor now?! Why must the world sully my clove-scented, Gunne Sax-black-velvet-shrouded memories with all this change? What will the kindergoths drink on warehouse rooftops now?

Rimshot!

Same. I regularly go for days without sleep, though my preferred mode is night owl. I first saw it as lavender and green, and then it darkened to blue and black so evenly that I thought is was a gif. I have also seen it as white and brown/gold though, so /shruggiedudeicantmake