But she has great tracts of land!

#sternumstuntin

I can’t even find her pretty. I have tried. I’ve looked hard at her pictures, and I just can’t see it.

Eh, to me she just looks like they caught her at an in-between moment while she was smiling. The important thing is that dress, I want it. I’m also a skinny pale girl with no boobs, I love showing off some good sternum.

She’s also got enough money that she wouldn’t just be a runway model. She’d have to get Vogue or Mommy would pitch a fit to Anna Wintour. I can’t believe Anna Wintour takes shit from these people; getting their fans to buy Vogue is like talking groundhogs into using doilies. If it can be done, it’s quite a feat, but a…

To me, Kendall is more of suited to be an anonymous runway model-she’s tall and thin, the coat-hanger thing, with an angular, alien-ish face. She is not fierce or a supermodel or even a print model.

If you look back and Naomi Campbell’s early stuff, she had exactly ONE expression too, but it was an interesting one, unlike Kendall’s. She looks like the shot of demerol has just hit. Campbell looked like she wasn’t going to tell you something you really want to know. And she learned fast, within two years she could…

Legend vibes

Don’t be going and giving that asshat any ideas. You know what he does with ideas.

Seriously has she never seen Naomi Campbell, Cindy Crawford or Linda Evangelista? All fashion models who could look sexy next to anything!

Regardless, I’m very into this look, particularly the dress.

Money is money though, amirite?

It’s part of her new campaign: Thirsty? Drink a Pepsi.

Testino, who clearly understands Jenner better than I do, suggested that her photo shoots may be less “sexual” because others regard her as a high-fashion model.

Sexual. Sexy. Sex!

Testino, who clearly understands Jenner better than I do, suggested that her photo shoots may be less “sexual” because others regard her as a high-fashion model.

“I also love being transformed,” she said. 

Her Mom wishes

The Hilton siblings are the Democratic Party’s best argument for a massive increase in the inheritance tax, up to and including an outright confiscatory marginal rate (80% or higher) for amounts above, say, $50 million per heir.

“I love going, like, sexual,”