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I expect people who know better not to stereotype.

It’s not really about cheating as an act of betrayal toward your spouse; what is paramount is that it is a sin against the marriage, which is sanctified by god. The damage done to those girls didn’t disrespect god in such a way.

Is this an episode of Mad Men or your real life?

love that she cant have a divorce he gotta die

I don’t think they’re THAT rich. I mean, they’re “Texas Rich” but not “Switzerland Rich”.

I thought they were McMansion rich. Like,“we have money, therefore, of course we are good people who never, ever do anything wrong. Remember, my son took your daughter’s friend to Homecoming people.”

He’s Tommy Carcetti from The Wire, sort of, kind of, if you squint just right. He’s also the default white male governor candidate that you get a handful of in every Democratic primary. Inoffensive, and no real reason to dislike him, but he also doesn’t have the momentum that #feelthebern does or the

Weird how?

Like, I kind of agree but I’m wondering if people who find it a little creepy have different reasons than I do. For me, I’m squicked out by the relentless insistence on sexualizing a woman at every stage of her life, *even* when she’s about to birth another human. Like...can we catch a break for five

I’d eat this whole thing for 5 dollars.

Break me off a slice. I’m wearing my pajama jeans and defibrillator today.

Real question time. If you were one of the other guys in Maroon 5, what would you tell people you do for a living? I’d go with Pirate.

How long would it take a bunch of monkeys on a type writer to bang out a recipe for monkey bread?

Radar Online is such a Kardashian hate fest. I saw a ridiculous article this morning there too. Look I don’t like Kim either but if “North is jealous of Saint already” then big fucking deal. SHE’S A TODDLER! My toddler gets jealous if I’m paying more attention to our cats. It has nothing to do with anyone’s parenting.

The rich, smuglier-than-thou, sneering condescension of this comment is pitch perfect, if that’s what you were going for.

Hank Azaria has more money than the Pope. Anyone on the Simpsons has to be worth nine figures by now.

Seriously Reilly used to live in my neighborhood when I was living in Pasadena/Altadena area no one bothered him. Being a regular guy when you are famous is almost lauded and beloved but being a regular girl when you are famous is difficult as fuck.

Moe: Amanda Hugginkiss? Why can’t I find Amanda Hugginkiss?!?

that’s more depressing than being single, tbh

They made sure to sit her right behind where Trump was speaking so they could play the whole “How can he be racist if THE BLACKS like him?!” card.