Yes. One of the early Christian translations of Exodus mis-quoted a section regarding Moses’ followers. Instead of saying that their faces were shiny (as it does in the Hebrew), it said that his followers had horns. It sounds ridiculous, but you’d be surprised the way that shitty myths persist. No joke, I had a friend…

Yes. Once when I was 13. I even said how old I was and people laughed becuase they thought I was joking. It was so fucking gross.

Yep. I’ll plug ours up here in Charm City, too, in case anyone wants to donate:

This is a bit off topic, but I flash on American Graffiti, that quintessential boomer flick, every time I read an article about how horrible “millenials” are. Thankfully that’s less and less often. Anyway, one of the central plot questions in the film is whether one of the main characters, a graduating high school…

She does. Her brother has offered to move her and her kids into his home:

I did not know any of that, including who Fred Stoller is (I have just learned). I was trying to highlight the difference between being perceived as a sex-object and how that generally feeds into/morphs with the fact that strangers feel more of an entitlement toward women to begin with, and how that’s not so much…

I’m sure you’re right. Like, it would be pretty cool to be John C. Reilly or Hank Azaria or John Goodman. You’re recognizable, sure. And probably pretty rich, but TMZ does not want to talk to you.

I’m not sure if you can DM me or something, but we moved from DC last year and I am completely in love with the Spanish immersion, Montessori daycare/preschool that our daughter attended. I miss those ladies so much. It was $18K per year and the waiting list isn’t too bad.

I had to hunt for it. Its in the composite Instagram picture if you look at about 8:00, just above the bathing suit. It’s small and doesn’t detract from how great she looks, imho.

I am so tired of the whole “Millenials” thing and how we are perpetually 15 to every executive out there and every trend piece writer. “Millenials” — now aged 19 -35 — are not

Never Forget.

Just want to add that I agree. I’ve been to some fancy weddings in my day, and I’ve never thought that I needed to give more than $100/couple. I think that $150 is super generous. I wish that every child in America was taught in school that the *only* social event where giving a gift is required is a shower. If it is…

I think you’re right. All Greek fraternities/sororities have English names that their members learn upon initiation. “Chi” almost always stands for “Christ.”

Hopefully CAIR or the ACLU will work with the family to file a civil suit against the police/school district. We could donate to them and let the police/school district take care of college.

I wish I could give you a million stars. I see the bikers on Cold Spring and they scare the shit out of me every time because they blow through red lights and I’m terrified I’m going to kill somebody no matter how careful I am.

That is a geoduck oyster. Geoduck at Wikipedia I know becuase I watch the Food Network a lot and one time someone had to cook with them on Cuthroat Kitchen. The Show. The person who was forced to cook with them was sent home.

I was always a bit envious of the women who were a little older and allowed to be whole people. Young beautiful women usually are not.

Dan: “A neck tattoo on someone without a lot of tattoos is like lighting a birthday candle on an unbaked cake.”