I am Cornish and it is not too cold in Cornwall in autumn for Aidan Turner to get his nips out. Rpt: not too cold. Debbie Horsfield is made of duplicity and sin.

I am, apparently, and as ever, the only one who voted for Kang...

Who thinks we might be trapped in a black mirror episode?

An Esther miracle, then?

maybe not THE best joke to make about a jewish baby

I’m adopted (Indian) and my dad is Caucasian. At times, when we’re out, people have assumed I’m his wife. Good god, no, hork, hork, yuck, yuck. Even though my dad is totes adorbs, in a Tom Brokaw-like way.

He should be ashamed of them.

I wrote below, but please, if you’re interested in helping out with the issue of diaper supply, check out the National Diaper Bank Network to find a diaper bank near you. They’re incredible resources, and it’s a source of great pride that my family has been helping out our local diaper bank by being a collection site…

Pretty sure Snyder will build outside the Beltway in Virginia because that’s where the racists season ticket holders are.

For what it’s worth, it sounds like your eldest daughter is an intelligent, thoughtful young woman. I was so impressed by the maturity and clarity of her responses. She seems to be doing really well, and I think she’ll make an excellent grown-up.

Heh.

You can’t gently point something out to someone who you are calling a silly cow.

From what I can gather, pre-pregnancy advice amounts to receiving both of the following from different people (and, often, from the same person):

Microwaving prosciutto is a crime and I won’t have it in my house.

Now now Madam this is for your own good, get back into the cage.

The whole “better safe than sorry” vein of “helpful” pregnancy advice is the bane of my 14-weeks-pregnant existence. I swear these people won’t be happy until I’m just going through life living off of kale and surrounded by bubble wrap. Fuck em, I say, and then I eat prosciutto and blackberries for breakfast.

Hey, if a rape is “legitimate,” the female body has a way of shutting the whole thing down.

I think Trump might actually be the least terrifying of all the GOP candidates left.

nobody makes me bleed my own blood