More Hawt Takes!

“F1: Driving isn’t about physical strength.” LOL

lol, christ dude.

Look at this asshole.

St. Louis Post-Dispatch headlines:

So... lets see... how can I avoid getting locked up in an immigrant detention center... hmmmm.... lets see.... wow Im stumped.

If I’m an American who illegally enters or overstays my visa in a foreign country, what sort of luxury accomodation should I expect receive when I commit robbery or other crimes there?

True story: Some of the most lucid, logical lines of thought I’ve experienced that later informed very responsible choices occurred to me while extremely stoned.

Jefferson’s entire problem with weed boils down to a boyhood association that “Negroes smoke marijuana cigarettes.” Demonizing weed is simply the most publicly acceptable presentation of his racism.

In these tough times, it’s important to remember: there are some things jerking off won’t heal.

Still worth noting that we’re living up to a moral ideal that doesn’t exist for the other side. No matter what their guys are charged with, they’ll push off with “fake news”, which is why they can claim the mantle of family values and support a rapist president and a pedophile Senator-to-be. We better hope a majority…

Boom. It’s like the “who’s got the softest punch?” contest where the Dems try to follow the rules and the conservatives cheat and go “Oh, well...”

For some of the Peralta Community College students, this might have been their only chance to get A’s.

The sad state he’s in is a result of him being a drug addict for a number of years, not necessarily his country neglecting him. “Bad decisions and bad situations”. Give credit where credit is due.

The one that leaves its veterans homeless and destitute so they have to rely on random strangers for even a bare minimum of an existence?

Are you sure it isn’t all just... Innuendo?

Most people dont even thank their vodka.

Sorry, but I agree with everyone shitting on the sleeping crew. They’re incredibly lucky all that happened was some drunk dudebro making himself some hashbrowns. Someone could’ve walked in, emptied the cash register, and slit all their throats.