If you could give less than a fuck, that means you still have some fuck to give. I gaze upon the fields where you grow your fucks and find that the crop has been bad, but it has borne a little fruit.

LOL, oh, you TRIED. That's so cute! *shakes head*

The whole issue is such bullshit anyway. Giuliana wasn't insulting her beautiful black woman's hair. She was insulting her WIG, for the love of G-d! I could have been wearing it instead of Zendaya, and I'm as white as they come. The remark was a lame attempt at being witty, she apologized, and it should be over. …

People just cannot wait to be offended about something, can they?

just...this.

Orijen is great stuff, especially if you're at the point of making your own. Frankly their ingredients will likely be better than anything you'd make yourself.

I used these a lot back when I was trying to decide:

True, but that film was basically a self-congratulatory piece of shit featuring an all-white cast.

Yes, you were.

please hold your horses

OMG, Gaga sang like she was channeling Julie Andrews and Julie Andrews was RIGHT THERE? I knew she was raising her game with Tony Bennett - she should never go back to her old shenanigans.

I hate to be this person but, at least in pets, which have a relatively small life expectancy in comparison to humans, it has be proven to take away years from their life if they are overweight. I found out my dog gained weight after his first bday and immediately switched him to "light" food and he has been great…

Countess LuAnn DeLessepps wrote a little diddy about this once...

That's the thing about this feud. Everyone seems to start off with solid points. And then they take these hard left turns about multiple showers, stripping, and questionable paternity claims, and before you know it, everyone's losing.

he's a black man who makes inflammatory comments

You know who has really great skin? Beck.

You can't come for Beyonce on a Kara post. She Stans for this woman like she's on payroll.

Or we'll all pretend like a media-fabricated feud is totally real when, in fact, we have ZERO insight into the actual relationship of these two. Take your pick.