Which is the worse experience?

We’re not so different, you and I.

A lot of Cardinals fans have probably felt like ownership made a mistake in retaining Mozeliak and letting Luhnow go to Houston.

Oh well if it’s MY universe, than everyone realizes what a genius I/Steely Dan am/are, and I sell out fucking FOOTBALL STADIUMS who are just dying to hear My Old School for the billionth time and you are DEAD after BURNING ALIVE IN A FIRE.

These are the mysteries of life.

OH REALLY? Because they play at the Beacon for like a week and a half almost every year and the theater is STILL STANDING.

WRONG. He becomes the most successful act in the history of the Beacon Theatre. 

You are bad at life.

John Olerud sucks. 

I SEE YOUR TYPING IN ALL CAPS AND I RAISE YOU BOLD AND UNDERLINE. IF YOU DON’T THINK AJA KICKS FUCKING ASS YOU ARE A WORTHLESS BAG OF MEAT.

I’m going to make a movie just like Yesterday where a guy wakes up and suddenly nobody but him remembers Steely Dan, and it will be a documentary about my life.

I know that things on the internet can get pretty heated and a lot of people say things they don’t really mean because they are protected by the cloak of anonymity, so I want you to understand how sincere I am when I say I hope you die in a fire.

Steely Dan is criminally under-ranked here.

tl;dr - Nothing matters until the conference finals.

I can’t imagine the ‘Stros loss will be blamed on Taubman, nor should it. They should fire his ass though. 

Getting paid and coasting is the American Dream and Hassan Whiteside is my personal hero.

I hope the ‘Stros get swept and Taubman gets fired and has to go to work managing Curt Schilling’s next failed venture.

Man that was an Easter Sunday the whole congregation will remember for the rest of their lives.

But have you considered that the lives of non-rich people aren’t worth fretting over?