I wish I were as optimistic as you.

Has there ever been anything that’s received this much funding and this much press that has been this stupid and pointless? 

“That’s the whole joke.”

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

This whole thing is so fucking stupid.

Rivers, Andrew, Mario or Chris?

And America.

But you don’t have to put money in those people’s pockets.

She’s going to be involved in cashing more checks.

Under normal circumstances I wouldn’t care about a former president’s memoirs, but Obama is a really fantastic writer.

I agree, but the point stands that for all the shit Sofia gets, the film suffered most from the Duvall void.

Somebody who insisted they were God sold me drugs in a Best Western parking lot, once.

This is Robert Duvall’s fault. Also all that Vatican bullshit.

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

He was really more of a handy-man.

Jason Alexander never won for Costanza. The Emmies are stupid.

Clinton was a shitty fucking Reagan-lite president that nobody who is even slightly progressive should ever be pining for.

I hope this doesn’t get made, as the original is not very good.

Apple TV+: Get it Over With

Nick Mohammed: Second-Tier Streaming-Only Superstar.