They were also cheating because the running back is 33 years old and also Marshawn Lynch.

If it’s good enough for the Crusades, it’s good enough for St. Louis-area high school football.

“Are you taking notes on a criminal conspiracy?”

Looks like a frog.

Thanks, grandpa.

Say what you will about the Korean Central News Agency, “the game of attacks and counterattacks ended in a draw 0-0” is the quintessential description of a soccer game.

By every account - and I mean every account - the ownership and FO are incredibly dysfunctional and surely a toxic environment to work in, as demonstrated by the fact that ownership shit-talks everyone who leaves the organization.

[butt-fumbles]

“Snyder and superheroes don’t mix well.”

And that’s no hypothetical. You did just that when Tim Burton released his Planet of the Apes remake.

I JUST WANT COOKIES.

This a girl scouts meeting.

I know shitting on St. Louis fans is kind of a Deadspin inside-joke, but I really don’t see the point in the vitriol pointed at St. Louis when Boston still exists.

As a Cards/Blues fan who hates Trump with the power of a thousand suns and had to live through the double-kick to the dick of 45 welcoming my favorite band of Canadians while my baseball team shit itself in his backyard, I will send a hearty “go fuck yourself” your way, Hemmerling. 

Iiiiiiiiiiiiiin West Philadelphia

Bread and butter pickles fucking suck. Dill or GFY.

Cackles from NoLa is my favorite Tennessee Williams play.

Technology is ruining our lives. The Unabomber was right.

I love my gay birds.

The Cardinals are not a good team. But they are a deeper team than the Nats. Birds in 6. Fuck the haters.