Mahomes

You hate to see a break-up like this. I was really rooting for those two.

“You can discipline a player BEFORE their alleged crimes become public?”

It has nothing to do with paying college athletes.

I assumed it was an intentional joke. 

And the only team to do it AND LOSE THE CHAMPIONSHIP.

2nd best Angel named after a fish.

Only Reggie Jackson.

Terrible.

Someone had to say it.

BOW BEFORE YOUR STANLEY CUP CHAMPION ST. LOUIS BLUES

Given what we’ve learned about the Pirates, Amir Garrett is the hero we’ve been waiting for.

...and want to read the complete works of Shakespeare.

Look, if I could read, I wouldn’t be a sports fan in the first place.

I think Archer’s statement was before the PA police affidavit was released. 

He’ll be president soon.

To be renowned as smart you only have to convince people that you’re smarter than they are. And since half this country thinks Donald Trump is a fucking genius, it’s not that hard.

It’s the hair and because he’s Canadian. 

just because his school had a scandal that didn’t involve him at all

I would be more surprised to learn the President called the cops on a child rapist than to learn (definitively) that the President raped a child. So that’s something about America in 2019.