I know what that is and it’s not a real thing.

“You’re right. Here’s another article about the 5th most important European soccer league.”

^The only Thrashers fan

Tyler Bozak and Jayden Schwartz destroyed the city of Winnipeg with 15 seconds left in Game 5. They may never recover.

Gracias.

Isn’t that what Kraft got busted for?

So it is in fact the cultural black hole I always thought it was?

Real question, not just being a dick (like I was a second ago): is there a regional Minnesota/Minneapolis delicacy/specialty (besides lutefisk)? Going to be in Minneapolis for a weekend in December and I’m curious. 

I hope you make this speech at the Democratic National Convention.

They’re from Minnesota. They go to the Big Apple and suddenly have the chance to eat real food and they lose focus.

Good.

something something San Francisco you get it

Well, who’s a better analyst? Eli or Simms?

The Bears will take him.

He also sometimes (usually) misses the playoffs.

The big question is if the sport will survive long enough to see that day.

Bravo.

Did it arouse you?

Probably thinks he’s a gardener.

The bad news is that your team is a dumpster fire on the field, but the other bad news is that it’s a dumpster fire off the field.