Legit did not realize Rafa was only one back of Federer.

Lies. No one will know which Gruden it’s named after.

Just head-shaming.

Make them president?

The Browns still figure to be one of the best teams in Ohio.

I hate all sports Boston but cackling after the Sox won their 4th ring in 15 years seems really stupid. 

Bunch of snowflakes.

Football is merely a game devised, played, managed and controlled by humans. To ask if football is good or bad is to ask if humanity itself is good or bad.

So Hope Solo is involved?

This Trump guy is a buffoon. 

“There is no verb form and there never will be.”

Yeah, I drafted him in my fantasy league too.

What form is the word “boss” in the following sentence?

Bold prediction.

Well you have plenty of time to learn now that you’ve been fired from work for googling “fistball.”

An awful lot of the organizations that are destroying humanity and the planet are systemically ingrained in every-day life. You pretty much can’t function without a car and smartphone unless you’re going to live in the woods.

The NFL is truly indeed a terrible league with a terrible product.

Creamed ocean bugs is not “the good kind” of clam chowder.

Everybody in Boston thinks they’re Matt Damon in Good Will Hunting when really they’re Matt Damon in Team America: World Police.

I usually like to pick a pretty innocuous, harmless animal, and then pair it with something like “fighting” or “menacing” or something hardcore like that.