Why is he still doing this? What’s left for him? 

Two routes diverged in the secondary

He may be a good quarterback but his real talent lies in baking. He has an amazing eponymous donut shop. 

He was investigated and not charged, not “deemed innocent in court.”

The Stanley Cup run aged all Blues fans by 10-15 years.

As long as he doesn’t play/is limited in Week 1 so I can beat my fantasy opponent. 

Bo Jackson

Well the sequel, 88 Minutes, was even worse.

I’m not saying you shouldn’t be a good person, but as far as advocacy pieces go, that didn’t really pose a compelling argument.

They’re mostly Hollywood agents.

Always.

What does being “good” at anything even mean anymore? 

Your problem is that you have a competitive relationship with the turkey. You and the turkey should be teammates on Thanksgiving, not adversaries. 

I’ve only been back to St. Louis for a cumulative week or so over the past few years, but my sense from afar is that the city is more pissed about Kroenke talking shit on the way out the door and generally being an asshat than about not have an NFL team to root for. They didn’t have an NFL team since like 2006 anyway.

I was a St. Louis Rams fan that gave up on them 10 years before it was cool to give up on them.

^ The only context in which that sentence will ever be stated.

They brought in a tank to catch a naked 18 year old?

Go fuck yourself.

Perfectly said.

Get fucked.