Something something two way player.

I’m from St. Louis originally. I see a lot of potential that will be forever wasted.

I think St. Louis or KC could be the next “it” city, but Missouri politicians and voters have been shooting themselves in the dick for 100+ years, so it will never happen.

The wars of the future will not be fought on the battlefield or at sea. They will be fought in space, or possibly on top of a very tall mountain. In either case, most of the actual fighting will be done by small robots. And as you go forth today remember always your duty is clear: To build and maintain those robots.

I do definitely get the feeling that Kansas City residents think they’re going to be the next Nashville, but they won’t.

Penalty kicks are stupid. 

It’s more the armpit of Ohio.

Why would we want to punish him further by making him live in Indiana?

Perhaps you’d like to more fully explain why Alabama isn’t a drain on my federal tax dollars that would be better sent to Albany, professor. 

https://www.moneytips.com/is-your-state-a-net-payer-or-a-net-taker/356

As a resident of a state that pays more federal taxes than it receives, I live for the day when we cut those leech states like Alabama loose.

I guess that explains why Lloyd wants to be in the NFL in the first place.

I want to live in the world where Carli Lloyd, in uniform, takes a knee during the anthem of a Colts-Falcons game, and a stadium full of 60,000 NFL fans suffer simultaneous brain aneurysms.

I’m kind of mad they didn’t immediately tackle him to the ground. 

Modesto Nuts.

The cop at the beginning of the video was running away from the naked guy like he was scared for his life.

Maybe it doesn’t apply to Schefter or Woj, but I suspect this is the only way reporters will be able to make a living in 5 years. 

The basic defense of Chappelle at this point is “Hey, he hasn’t grown as an artist or a human in 20 years. What’s the big deal??”

You’re an idiot.

This is good news. Baseball in KC is fun. I’m not a big fan of parking-lot stadiums, but Kaufman is a very nice ballpark. And everyone should put a trip to the Negro League Museum in KC on their baseball bucket list alongside a trip to Cooperstown.