It’s a shame Yelich is being wasted on a team that refuses to get any pitching and won’t win anything. He’s like the NL’s Mike Trout.

Let’s not say things we can’t take back.

The umpire responded by throwing a glass of red wine in Tsitsipas’ face, hitting him with a baguette, and then pondering his own existence while taking a long drag from a cigarette.

If you wake up and meet nothing but assholes all day long, you live in Philadelphia. 

The Philadelphia Inquirer is reporting a city-wide shortage of batteries at local convenience stores. 

The Philly fans are just pissed because they thought they had a super-team going into the season, and now they have to put their victory turds on ice.

Hopefully there’s some other player out there named Desent Fegerer who can give Sumit a real rivalry.

Neither has Burneko, apparently.

Marry, Fuck, Kill: Gruden, Gase, Belichik

Are you Jerry Seinfeld?

Can you provide the proper staff analogue to each character from Friends?

Do you think a value-added tax could be successfully incorporated into the American economy, and how would you design such a plan?

Yep. Take note, Spanfeller.

People want replay because they can’t live with the perceived unfairness of their team doing everything right (or at least doing enough right to win), and having success taken from them arbitrarily from a third-party. And yet, many of these same people will vote for Republicans. 

My favorite AC/DC song.

Oakland is one of those teams that I think fans of most other teams can all kind of like because they fly under the radar a little and are never actually good enough to pose a threat to your team.

Make your own Lebron/Kuzma/JR Smith joke.

This isn’t the WYTS thread.

Nobody star this.

I thought New Hampshirians were all professional presidential candidate meeters/diner-goers.