Well then you’ll be shocked by the big twist!

TB12 brand cocaine is just baby aspirin.

If I told you at the time they were drafted that Jay Cutler would be more successful than Matt Leinert and Vince Young, and that he would still not be successful, would you have believed me?

The NFL just isn’t the same without him.

Ka Mai is Dr. Greenthumb’s father.

Is there any job more sacrosanct than a beat reporter getting a quote about taking it one game at a time?

It’s all downhill from here, kid.

Tony Kukoc was the real key to the success of the ‘90s Bulls.

Was it Cillizza? Sounds like Cillizza.

“Let’s just say it works for me. I have no problem pleasing the ladies. Well, I mean, I do. That’s why I take Viagra. But once I take it, I have no problem pleasing the ladies. Well, no physical problem. I have been accused of being an emotionally distant and selfish lover.”

Battlehawk may refer to:

Indiana will never be interesting. 

What the fuck is a Battlehawk? (St. Louis XFL team)

“What I’m saying is, as an English person, I’m sick and fed up of being told what we’ve got to do. Our country is fantastic. If you let us make our own rules up, do what we want to do, we’ll be in control of it a lot better.”

Do u even lift, bro?

Why bother only comparing the Sixers GM to the Browns GM? So limiting. There are plenty of GMs who haven’t won anything that could be included. 

Why do people support him? Why is this country so fucking stupid?

I also appreciate how Everett initially reacts to the bullshit question. Like “what do you mean, ‘how do I like it so far?’ It’s a fuckin’ baseball game.”

I like the interviewer’s attempt to downplay it. “That’s ok, it’s alright, hot and sticky night.” I guess that’s why nobody can draw a crowd in July or August, right?

“Rosin bag” is also Goose’s nickname for his scrotum.