Caliendo’s career was never really the same after it left Pat Summerall.

Isn’t it obvious who ginned it up? The Clintons!

It only became a thing because it’s August and there’s nothing going on. Even in baseball the AL is mostly wrapped up and nobody cares about the NL because everyone besides the Dodgers is dogshit.

I can’t tell if this is sticking to sports or not.

Wow that was worse than I thought it would be.

Now now, let’s not be hard-headed about it.

Is it the most effective way to win, or is it the most “efficient” way to develop and collect talent? Like, actually being able to pitch to contact so you go deeper into games or being able to hit the ball to all fields is too hard/unpredictable in terms of developing prospects, so you just throw money at everyone who…

This would be a great basis for a re-imagined update of The Longest Yard.

This fictional football team sucks ass. Just like the President.

The hearts and minds of a nation.

Haha the Brewers suck.

It’s all soccer and Indycar today. Is this a sort of protest against the new overlords’ “stick to sports” mantra?

Just limit its use to the goal line and offside. 

So Ogren Park  is the modern day Sharon Tate? And the Osprey are Roman Polanski?  

You look 33?

Suddenly I feel like my old man lawn is littered with White Claw cans.

The card says Moops.

The MidWest is a cesspool.*

A true Yankee would send the dugout a gift basket after that pounding.

Yeah ok, fair enough. The team itself was worse. The fans haven’t lost a step though.