I can’t wait for the Astros to sweep these assholes.

Appropriate for a bunch of jerk-offs.

I reject this idea that the mid-aughts Red Sox unlikability has somehow receded. 

Brett might need some therapy.

Just a PSA to the Trump-loving trolls that are probably coming: you’re all fucking stupid.

To be fair, if you could Thanos-snap every NFL fan out of existence, I bet we’d never have a Republican President or Republican-majority Congress ever again.

$850,000 sounds like a lot, but you have to pay up to maintain the sustained excellence of the Louisiana-Lafayette Ragin’ Cajuns. 

What if being shamed is part of the kink?

The infamous Wes Welker “foot soldiers” interview is the only good thing to ever come out of the Patriots organization.

*Hangover 4 is announced*

I don’t trust anyone for whom weed is both a lifestyle and a personality.

So what you’re saying is that MLS doesn’t actually have more teams than any other top flight league in the world?

Because there are more places in the US where you could find a fan base (in theory) than in England, for example. You can only cram so many teams into London.

Fuckin’ Clueless.

If the city is going to actually own the stadium, though, that doesn’t seem unreasonable.

Geography.

Are they going to put the stadium on the Arch grounds/waterfront? 

The Square Beyond Compare!

I don’t think they’re disagreeing with that. The point is you either let him do both (hit and pitch) or neither. Letting him hit and not letting him pitch is just dumb.

No it isn’t, shut up.