Hahaha! Classic Mets!

Pictured: The Washington Football Club Association’s team doctor:

He’s just fulfilling his role as a male US soccer player by expending a lot of energy without actually doing anything.

Taco-eating contests make me want to join El Queso. 

I guess we have to take those “taco truck on every corner” threats more seriously now.

Butter coffee is bullshit.

I imagine that’s the expression of everyone forced to live in Buffalo.

Get fucked.

Manager of the Year.

Get fucked.

Yes.

There’s a significantly worse call referenced in the article itself, not to mention all the ones posted in the comments.

I’m with the Phillies fan there.

The NFL fucking sucks.

You throw out the records when these two teams get together.

It’s easy if you’re dumb.

Get fucked.

It’d be really interesting to see what an actual free market looked like if consumers had access to all relevant information. 

Seemed like a decent trade-off until you got to starving.